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Crap bag sarcastic large tote bag

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Do you like to show off your witty sarcastic side?

Does your life need that extra little something?

Are you tired of being a lame gift-giver?


Our sarcastic collection of stuff and things can fix all of this for you!


We have spent countless hours of our free time coming up with these near priceless designs and collections for you and for the sake of your future gift recipients.  Give your stuff that special something to be carried in.  This bag will have everyone talking and wishing they had one to carry their junk in and with the design on both sides you can flip it and switch it without having to worry about some blank ass basic bag being on your shoulder.


-Sturdy canvas tote

-Large 18 x 18 inch size

-High quality fabric for long lasting use

-Design printed on both sides

-Black inside lining

-Black cotton handles for comfort

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